Thought I'd ask your 'umble opinion on an incident that occured on Saturday last.
As I was being driven away from the local farmers market there appeared three figures in the road. I believe one may have been a goblin but the other two were taller - far too big for elves or gnomes - they may have been sipping Alice's make you tall potion I suppose as one of them looked very similar to someone who has recently been partaking of wine of various colours, although insisting it's not to her liking she just keeps on drinking it. I think she is an "addict".
Anyway as I wound the window down to give a friendly little motorists wave the goblin one hurled a snowball at our vehicle and - would you adam & eve it - it only came hurtling straight through the window and down the back of my neck. Next thing there they were practically rolling around in the road laughing their heads off. Well I tell you it took all of my powers of persuasion to stop my driver from flattening them with his 4 x 4.
Well my question to you is - is this acceptable behaviour from club members given that I was un-armed and therefore unable to retaliate
however as soon as I find out who they are I will take my revenge 
Maybe you will recognise them from my description and could tell me what would be considered a suitable punishment for such disgraceful conduct. 
Yours as always etc.etc.
