Plus fours?

[Admin]

I'm looking for a good supplier of plus fours because I've got an old banger and I feel plus fours will really look the part.
Can anyone point me in the right direction?

[jonrome]

I know where to get petits fours but maybe they would be too small

[eve]

This is Keith we are talking about - they'll fit just fine!!

[jonrome]

I didnt say that!

[Admin]

There is only one person allowed to say that and that is because I'm too scared to argue

[Richard Hinds]

Sorry to hear about your old banger-but it is the barbie season, so I'm sure it will come in handy!
Richard H

[Admin]

Its taken me all this time to realise exactly want you meant and yes you're right I've always liked Barbie but never that keen on Ken.
Ummmmm!

[Gill]

This is Keith we are talking about - they'll fit just fine!!

Guess wot I've just spotted the biggest giveaway to the true identity of Mr Admin.

You can't deny it

Get out of that one then - Huh

[Admin]

I'm afraid you are barking up the wrong tree. You must remember that the person 'Eve' is somewhat lacking in the intelligence quota and is slightly confused at the best of times. You must therefore discount anyfink she says and regard it only as the rantings of an unfortunate imberseel. In ovver wurds.............dream on. You aven't got a clew!!!!

[eve]

I'm afraid you are barking up the wrong tree. You must remember that the person 'Eve' is somewhat lacking in the intelligence quota and is slightly confused at the best of times. You must therefore discount anyfink she says and regard it only as the rantings of an unfortunate imberseel. In ovver wurds.............dream on. You aven't got a clew!!!!

I resemble that remark

[Admin]

I resemble that remark

A truer word has never been said!!